Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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