he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
oh god was she eating orange peels again
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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