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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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