Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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