then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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