I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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