He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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