And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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