Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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