Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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