why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Holy shit dude........stairs
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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