Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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