its not stalking. its research.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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