You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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