i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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