p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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