People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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