party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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