Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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