And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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