Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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