And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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