I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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