I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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