So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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