"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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