My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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