I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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