he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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