I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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