Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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