I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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