My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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