Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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