I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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