Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We don't watch enough power rangers
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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