absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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