It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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