I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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