She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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