Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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