I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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