two words: eviction party
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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