I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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