was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Randomize
