He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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