This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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