i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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