normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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