love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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