i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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