also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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