Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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