id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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