No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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